guy:

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

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belle-addams:

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

That’s it, that’s actually it.

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ardcho:

aleonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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consulting-drama-queens:

I think in life everyone should strive to be luna lovegood

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religiousmom:

lacy underwear makes me feel powerful and unstoppable

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